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Show #61 on August 10, 2010

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New intern Loo joins us. She’s Chinese and looks like a news anchor woman. She questions Ben about the allure of scatological humor.

Richard is back from Las Vegas for a while and joins us as color commentarian.

Crappy Twappy keyword was “dodson” due to internet sensation Antoine Dodson’s quick rise to fame. He’s the guy who acted all funny on a TV news interview when he was talking about his sister’s attempted rape, and some guys put it to music via auto-tune.

Crazy lady Sweet Gail calls in to remind us how crazy she is.

The team discusses

Antoine Dodson has a t-shirt line and ringtone available on iTunes.
A woman wipes a dirty diaper on another woman’s car in an act of road rage.
A Pop-Tarts store opens up in New York’s Times Square.
What makes a fart, why they smell the way they do, etc.

Comedians Kevin Kevino and Joey Hughes join us for the second podcast. We talk about their lives a bunch.

Show #60 on August 3, 2010

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Just Bandy in the studio again today for the first part.

No Crappy Twappy but fake guests were Rip Torn, the Puddle on Ben’s Floor After His Dishwasher Flooded, and our listener’s collective terms of endearment.

The team discusses

The brilliant rant of Antoine Dodson to the local news after he helped save his sister from being raped by an intruder in their home, and the even more brilliant auto-tuning of that rant.
A young fat gay man sings Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok”. The question remains whether he really acts like that or is putting on a character.
Britain’s David Attenborough shows us how the amazing Lyre bird can imitate a chainsaw, among other things.
The ladies of the View discuss Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s theory that older women who’s husbands leave them for younger women often become lesbians because they can’t find a man.
Lady Gaga touts abstinence to protect her own creativity. She says that having sex might make her lose her creativity through her vagina.
Jamba Juice makes a phony ad for a Cheeseburger Chill smoothie.
Hugh Hefner has sex twice a week. A Playboy Playmate describes how his orgies function. Hugh claims that his magazine does not turn women into sex objects because they already are sex objects.
You can get cosmetic surgery that gives you dimples.

Young comedian Joey Bragg (now 14) joins us once again. He and Candy play “Are You Smarter Than An 8th Grader”. They also play a fair version of Name That Tune. Joey’s dad flirts with women in the cafe.

Show #59 on July 27, 2010

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Just Bandy in the studio today for the first part.

Crappy Twappy keyword was “Gibson” because he’s all up in the news with his telephone rant.

The team discusses

Actor Morgan Freeman will be marrying his step-granddaughter.
A crazy man is running for governor of Tennessee and gets to make his pitch on the local news.
A limited edition beer sold out for $765 per bottle. Only 12 were produced. The beer was 55 proof and it’s bottle comes wrapped in actual roadkill.
A finger in someone’s butt crack sparks a knife fight.
A show Battle Of the Bods is entertainingly horrible.
Mel Gibson was dumped by his agent.
A text message to Mel Gibson by his girlfriend may prove she was trying to extort money from him.
A fan of Sex And The City slept with 1,000 men in 10 years.
A man shoots his wife with toilet paper.
There are many humorous requests for jerk off sessions on Craigslist.
A woman working at a store while it is being robbed gets turned on by the perp. She puts an ad on Craigslist to find him.
Tourists can purchase a vacation package in which they get to experience what it’s like to be kidnapped.

Comedians Adrian Palenchar and Chris Burns join us for some entertaining banter and then they go completely silent once Ben gets controversial (even though he wasn’t really being that controversial).

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